World Of Pablo

The Cold Light Of Day

2005-07-25T17:17:00.000-07:00

You know how things seem a good idea at the time??

Well this blogging stuff did but now i seem to struggle to think of things.

Still hoping to do some podcasting but have no idea bout RSS feeds and all that gumption.

But today in the stationary office i work in we ran out of staples so i had to order a batch from the stores. Who work in offices always wage open warfare over people who work in the stores?? One guy called Lee is a right friggin hippy and kind of works as a mediator, he can wander freely between camps. Some other guy who's name i have never found out, has the worst comb over ever and is a right ignorant ponce!

Anyway i calle dup to order the goods and he just sniffed at me and made a funny comment about us running out of stationary in a stationary company. Its not as if people in the Andrex office never have to open a new pack of bog rolls is it?

Anyway the lines are drawn as his comments have annoyed myself, Pablo and The Captain. Pablo spent teh entire afternoon whipping th part time ladies into a frenzy. They're ready o go to war with the scum in the stores.... I'll keep you posted!

Nonsense

2005-07-22T16:58:00.000-07:00

So yeah, now all that nonsense is out of the way we can get in to the ACTION!!!!

Trying to gat a friend of mine to start up doing a regular Podcast that will most likely involve lots of double entendre and giglling, thing is i dont knwo where to start! BOOOOOOOO

Will be publishing a weekly summary of my working life i think, this will involve me dishing the dirt on my colleagues at the fish research office, we have some crazy times.

Well if you have any tips on Podcasting give me a shout.

Speak Soon Dudes

Pablo.x

2005-07-22T16:03:00.000-07:00

Blimey!

Apparently there is always a creator. In all things we seem to strive to find out the truth and in the case of these things we strive to find who that creator is. In the case of children we have a pair of creators called parents, in the case of a groundbreaking product or machine we have a creator we call the Inventor, in the case of this fine earth, some of us call the creator God.

Now i wouldnt be so bold as to demand that you all call me, the creator this blog, God, a selection of titles is appropriate. So before we get down to the nitty gritty lets list these appropriate titles:-

The Almighty
Oh Wise One
Lord Pablo
His Pabloness
Or
The Holy Pablo

Okay glad we got that out of the way.

The Holy Pablo looked upon the land and saw that it was good, he saw bookmarks, links to the Itunes Music Store, he saw Google Earth but on the seventh day he created world of Pablo and in this world he placed Three beings that he would allow to live in his world among the trees and snakes.

Firstly he created PabloDiabloEscobar from the sand and grit that formed aroud the pools of the World Of Pablo, and he saw that it wasnt very good at all, Secondly he took the left testicle of PabloDiabloEscobar and created Pauli Walnuts, and he saw that it was a little better, thirdly he took the hair follicles of Pauli Walnuts and created The Captain, a fierce and hairy swine, and he saw that it was ridiculous.

And so the three live among the trees and snakes, each struggling for power over the land that is......

THE WORLD OF PABLO